Uh, yea, Officer, he was a black male, long hair, six foot, always wears sunglasses. . .
You know you are Badass when you get to keep your shades on for a mug shot. How'd that go, exactly?
Deputy: Sir, please remove your sunglasses so we can take your mugshot.
Badass: Aw, hell no.
Deputy: You're the boss. (Click)
Of course, this is made all the more classic by the fact that he appears to be in a jail jumpsuit.